Compiled by me, unfortunately until have gone far in this realize that I was not recording author’s names, sorry for that.
by hey! (33014)
Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
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«Some people believe information should be free. Lucky for us, many of them have Web sites.» -Jay Jose at DV Magazine
if you steal from one source, that is plaigiarism, if you steal from many, well, that’s just research.
What if the entire Universe were a chrooted environment with everything symlinked from the host?
Real Programmers consider «what you see is what you get» to be just as bad a concept in Text Editors as it is in women.
No, the Real Programmer wants a «you asked for it, you got it» text editor — complicated, cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous.
A slashdotter who did not build his own computer is like a jedi who did not build his own lightsaber.
Most scientific discoveries don’t start with ‘eureka’, they start from ‘hmm… thats odd’.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
«The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! but ‘That’s funny…'»
All generalizations are dangerous. Especially this one.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak………
by c_forq (924234)
Computers allow humans to make mistakes at the fastest speeds known, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns
by Zarel (900479)
Sig under construction. Please check back when Duke Nukem Forever ships and/or Windows Vista is released.
«These laws they’re passing won’t even compile anymore, let alone execute.» – anon
REM Old programmers don’t die. They just GOSUB without RETURN.
by CastrTroy (595695)
Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
by Southpaw018 (793465)
ACs are modded -6. I don’t read you, I don’t mod you, I don’t see you. Don’t like it? Don’t be a coward.
by swillden (191260)
A young idea is a fragile and a beautiful thing. Attack people, not ideas.
«Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.»
-Isaac Asimov
My patience is infinite, my time is not.
by visgoth (613861)
It’s funny the attitude that comes from the users of each OS. Windows administrators categorically will try rebooting the damn thing first to fix any problem (and it usually works). Linux administrators will only try this as a last resort (and it almost never works).
by Vellmont (569020)
Knowledge is power. However, once you have sufficient power, knowledge is optional.
by Drenaran (1073150)
I don’t care if you are afraid of shadows, diminishing MY rights because of your irrational fears is still wrong!
by RiotingPacifist (1228016)
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
by afidel (530433)
Never be afraid to try something yourself, remember amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic
by mike_c999 (513531)
Dear old people,
Help save Social Security, work longer or die sooner.
Concerned taxpayer
by pnutjam (523990)
CS: It is all sink or swim…oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
by COMON$ (806135)
