{"id":876,"date":"2012-03-23T12:32:45","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T18:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blografia.net\/vicm3\/?p=876"},"modified":"2012-03-23T12:32:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T18:32:45","slug":"que-casi-pudo-pasar-aqui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blografia.net\/vicm3\/2012\/03\/que-casi-pudo-pasar-aqui\/","title":{"rendered":"Que casi pudo pasar aqu\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>True Story (Score:4, Funny)<br \/>\nby Lord Grey (463613) Alter Relationship on Thursday March 22, @02:26PM (#39443263)<\/p>\n<p>Three or four months ago, my wife told my 16-year old stepson to call and see if the person that cuts his hair was working that day. There was a big to-do that day about him not wanting to do anything for himself, and one of the results of that was the need for him to make this call rather than relying on his mom. Anyway, after some typical teenage bitching he went off to his room to call the place with his cell phone. A few minutes pass and comes out again.<\/p>\n<p>Him: \u00abThe phone isn&#8217;t working.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Us: \u00abIt&#8217;s not working. Really. Did you dial the right number?\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Him: \u00abYeah! Of course I did! I&#8217;m not that stupid. It&#8217;s just making some weird noise.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Us: \u00abWhat number did you dial?\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Him: [He told us.]<\/p>\n<p>I got my cell and called that number. [beeeeep] [pause] [beeeeep] [pause] [beeeeep]<\/p>\n<p>Us: \u00abThat, son, is a busy signal.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Him: \u00abA what?\u00bb<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Tomado de <a href=\"http:\/\/idle.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=2740845&amp;cid=39443263\">http:\/\/idle.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=2740845&amp;cid=39443263<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Acorde a esto y ligado con los <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itworld.com\/print\/260490\">20 sonidos de nostalgia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Recorde uno buenismo de finales de los 90.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FG1AQcGGSec?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True Story (Score:4, Funny) by Lord Grey (463613) Alter Relationship on Thursday March 22, @02:26PM (#39443263) Three or four months ago, my wife told my 16-year old stepson to call and see if the person that cuts his hair was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blografia.net\/vicm3\/2012\/03\/que-casi-pudo-pasar-aqui\/\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,5,3,10,1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arqueologia-infiernetica","category-debraye","category-general","category-planetalinux","category-sin-categoria","category-web"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1407,"url":"https:\/\/blografia.net\/vicm3\/2014\/12\/two-things-are-infinite-the-universe-and-human-stupidity\/","url_meta":{"origin":876,"position":0},"title":"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity","author":"vicm3","date":"10 diciembre, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I think that reality is better than fiction, so take this as a fiction story... well short of... 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