Compiled by me, unfortunately until have gone far in this realize that I was not recording author’s names, sorry for that.<\/p>\n
by hey! (33014)
\nPost may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.<\/p>\n
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
\nFrom .\/<\/p>\n
\u00abSome people believe information should be free. Lucky for us, many of them have Web sites.\u00bb -Jay Jose at DV Magazine<\/p>\n
if you steal from one source, that is plaigiarism, if you steal from many, well, that’s just research.<\/p>\n
What if the entire Universe were a chrooted environment with everything symlinked from the host?<\/p>\n
Real Programmers consider \u00abwhat you see is what you get\u00bb to be just as bad a concept in Text Editors as it is in women.<\/p>\n
No, the Real Programmer wants a \u00abyou asked for it, you got it\u00bb text editor — complicated, cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous.<\/p>\n
A slashdotter who did not build his own computer is like a jedi who did not build his own lightsaber.<\/p>\n
Most scientific discoveries don’t start with ‘eureka’, they start from ‘hmm… thats odd’.<\/p>\n
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.<\/p>\n
\u00abThe most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! but ‘That’s funny…'\u00bb<\/p>\n
All generalizations are dangerous. Especially this one.<\/p>\n
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.<\/p>\n
Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.<\/p>\n
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak………<\/p>\n
by c_forq (924234)
\nComputers allow humans to make mistakes at the fastest speeds known, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns<\/p>\n
by Zarel (900479)
\nSig under construction. Please check back when Duke Nukem Forever ships and\/or Windows Vista is released.<\/p>\n
\u00abThese laws they’re passing won’t even compile anymore, let alone execute.\u00bb – anon<\/p>\n
REM Old programmers don’t die. They just GOSUB without RETURN.<\/p>\n
by CastrTroy (595695)
\nAnthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.<\/p>\n
by Southpaw018 (793465)
\nACs are modded -6. I don’t read you, I don’t mod you, I don’t see you. Don’t like it? Don’t be a coward.<\/p>\n
by swillden (191260)
\nA young idea is a fragile and a beautiful thing. Attack people, not ideas.<\/p>\n
\u00abLife is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.\u00bb
\n-Isaac Asimov<\/p>\n
My patience is infinite, my time is not.
\nby visgoth (613861)<\/p>\n
It’s funny the attitude that comes from the users of each OS. Windows administrators categorically will try rebooting the damn thing first to fix any problem (and it usually works). Linux administrators will only try this as a last resort (and it almost never works).
\nby Vellmont (569020)<\/p>\n
Knowledge is power. However, once you have sufficient power, knowledge is optional.
\nby Drenaran (1073150)<\/p>\n
I don’t care if you are afraid of shadows, diminishing MY rights because of your irrational fears is still wrong!
\nby RiotingPacifist (1228016)<\/p>\n
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
\nby afidel (530433)<\/p>\n
Never be afraid to try something yourself, remember amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic
\nby mike_c999 (513531)<\/p>\n
Dear old people,
\nHelp save Social Security, work longer or die sooner.
\nConcerned taxpayer
\nby pnutjam (523990)<\/p>\n
CS: It is all sink or swim…oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
\nby COMON$ (806135)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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