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Bender: So, do you know what I’m gonna do before I do it?<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Yes.<\/p>\n

Bender: What if I do something different?<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Then I don’t know that.<\/p>\n

Bender: Cool! Cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Yes. But there are so many asking so much. After a while, you just sorta tune it out.<\/p>\n

Bender: Y’know, I was God once.<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.<\/p>\n

Bender: It was awful. I tried helping them, I tried not helping them but in the end I couldn’t do them any good. Do you think what I did was wrong?<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.<\/p>\n

Bender: Yeah I know, that’s why I asked if what I did– Forget it.<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch like a safecracker or a pickpocket.<\/p>\n

Bender: Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money.<\/p>\n

\u00abGod\u00bb: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. **When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.** <\/p>\n

from the neutral planet<\/a> Futurama 4th Season Transcript.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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