{"id":233,"date":"2005-09-17T22:10:02","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T22:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blografia.net\/slacker\/?p=233"},"modified":"2005-09-17T22:10:02","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T22:10:02","slug":"mandado_por_krubin_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blografia.net\/slacker\/2005\/09\/mandado_por_krubin_\/","title":{"rendered":"Mandado por krubin :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He aqu\u00ed con ustedes, el PUTOMETRO:<\/p>\n<p>REGALOS QUE PREFIERE RECIBIR<br \/>\nUna botella de mezcal o aguardiente&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(MACHO)<br \/>\nUna prenda de vestir&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(FINITO)<br \/>\nDulces, bombones, etc&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(PUTITO)<br \/>\nFlores y\/o perfumes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(MARICONAZO)<\/p>\n<p>USO DE CREMAS Y BRONCEADORES<br \/>\nNo usa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(MACHOTE)<br \/>\nUsa s\u00f3lo un poco en verano&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(AMANERADO)<br \/>\nUsa bastante en verano&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(MARIQUITA)<br \/>\nUsa abundante todo el a\u00f1o&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(PUTO)<\/p>\n<p>USO DEL ESPEJO<br \/>\nNo usa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(VIKINGO)<br \/>\nLo usa solo para peinarse&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(COQUETO)<br \/>\nSe mira el cutis, se quita laga\u00f1as y observa sus<br \/>\nmusculos&#8230;(GAY)<br \/>\nGAY,<br \/>\npero ademas se mira los gl\u00fateos&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(LOCA DESATADA)<br \/>\nSe mira pelucas, vestidos y atuendos&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(TRAVESTI)<\/p>\n<p>PEINADO<br \/>\nNo se peina&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(BRAVUCON)<br \/>\nSe peina despues de ducharse&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(HOMBRECITO)<br \/>\nSe peina varias veces por dia&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(FRESCO)<br \/>\nUsa gel, fijadores y secadores&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(JOTO)<br \/>\nPeina a otros y aconseja&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(SE LA COME DOBLADA)<\/p>\n<p>LIMPIEZA DOMICILIARIA<br \/>\nBarre cuando cruje la basura bajo la suelas&#8230;(ZAPATISTA)<br \/>\nBarre cuando ve mugre en los rincones&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(ROM\u00c1NTICO)<br \/>\nLimpia con agua y detergente&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(FINITO)<br \/>\nLimpia con agua, detergente y aromatizante&#8230;&#8230;(MARIPOSA)<br \/>\nAdem\u00e1s usa  aspiradora&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(PU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He aqu\u00ed con ustedes, el PUTOMETRO: REGALOS QUE PREFIERE RECIBIR Una botella de mezcal o aguardiente&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(MACHO) Una prenda de vestir&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(FINITO) Dulces, bombones, etc&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(PUTITO) Flores y\/o perfumes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(MARICONAZO) USO DE CREMAS Y BRONCEADORES No usa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(MACHOTE) Usa s\u00f3lo un poco en verano&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.(AMANERADO) Usa bastante en verano&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(MARIQUITA) Usa abundante todo el a\u00f1o&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..(PUTO) USO DEL ESPEJO No usa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;(VIKINGO) Lo usa &hellip; 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