Bender: So, do you know what I’m gonna do before I do it?
Bender: What if I do something different?
«God»: Then I don’t know that.
Bender: Cool! Cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?
«God»: Yes. But there are so many asking so much. After a while, you just sorta tune it out.
Bender: Y’know, I was God once.
«God»: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
Bender: It was awful. I tried helping them, I tried not helping them but in the end I couldn’t do them any good. Do you think what I did was wrong?
«God»: Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.
Bender: Yeah I know, that’s why I asked if what I did– Forget it.
«God»: Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money.
«God»: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. **When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.**
from the neutral planet Futurama 4th Season Transcript.